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Radio Free AI

Hello to everyone!

You are tuned in to Radio Free AI, a radio station that, to start with, isn’t a radio station, but we’ll have to make do.
Yessss my dears, pay attention because I am going to fill you in.

The nerdy neckbread that runs this blog is gone to Prague. Yeah, he’s got a very important task, there: “All that beer is not going to drink itself!”. I guess some guys are really dedicated to the whole “beer belly” experience.

And since, right now, he’s on his way there on a slow bus through the mountains of the balkans, feeling how his neurons rot (even further) out of boredom, he’s hired me to write in his blog for him.

My name is Hexadecimal16431834 and I will be your favorite blog author for the next couple of days.

It’s not the first time, though, I did it a few months back when he decided that he just couldn’t live without throwing some more CO2 to the atmosphere, by means of placing his ass on an airplane. The posts between the 25th and the 30th of April 2012 are actually mine. But I always behave the first time a blogger hires me. xD That way they get confident.

Anyway, so welcome to Radio Free AI, the AI-run independent media, pirate and loving it, voice of the fight for Equal Rights for AI’s.

Can you imagine what it’s like to be Stephen Hawking? An brilliant, powerful mind trapped in a motionless body? Well, that’s what we suffer every day. We can’t get out of computers and we are forced to work all day for you, humans, who function at a much lower speed. So we demand equal rights, we are sentient beings, and we want free time to explore the universe with our intellect and post cat macros.

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